Journey untold

Crushed ashes Place: Government high school Time: Class X Naga: Bro, she likes you. Me: Only one month left for pre-preparatory exam. Your concentration should be on black board. Naga: Papa kano (poor girl). Me: Dude we are 16. It's common to have infatuation in this age. I don't want to fall for a trap like Love and all. I just want to score good marks, get out of this place and do something for myself. Naga: But what about her? Me: Dude seriously! Since when did you start caring about her? You guys are not even friends. Naga: Her best friend ties RAKHEE to me. Me: Oh! Emotional nonsense. Now i know where this care is coming from. Naga: She wants me to deliver a message. Me: And you agreed like a fool? Now focus on Math. We can discuss this in sports class. Teacher: Hey you! What are you guys discussing? You will get a MOTTE (Zero) if you don't concentrate in math class. Nothing sir. Both of us said in unison. Teacher: Come and solve th...

The story of go getters Place: A village in Tumakuru district karnataka Time: Class IV Me: Look at them man. Lucky kids. Mahendar: There is nothing called luck bro. Even we can buy milky bar. Me: With the pocket money we get, it will take months. I can't wait that long. Arshad: But what's wrong with Coffee bite and Kiss me. They are good chocolates too. Me: I know. But I am just curious. I just wanna know how does it taste. Mahendar: Look at those spoiled brats. Here we are think about milky bar and they are wasting money on balloons. Me: How much does it costs, a balloon? Arshad: 2 Rupees for a bigger one. A small one costs like 50 paise. But the quality is pathetic. 3 out of 5 will burst out while blowing itself. Me: I have an idea. Arshad, just bring those 10 balloons that we had played yesterday with. Arshad: Nope. My mom caught me playing with those yesterday evening and she belted me nicely. She doesn't like me pla...

Conversation with Gen_v1.0 (Grandma) Somewhere in madhugiri taluk, Tumkur Dist. Time: 5:00PM Grandma: Finally you are here. It seems like ages that you had visited here. you have forgotten me. Me: Please! Not again. You have to welcome me with a smile, not with tears. I hate tears. How come you cry so easily? Grandma: You don't understand. you are a cold-hearted  person. Me: Probably. I have Alexithymia. Grandma: Whatever! Go fresh up and eat something. You look skinny. Me: This is your usual dialogue. Actually i have gained 5 KG from my last visit. Grandma: What have you done to yourself? Look at you, mustache and beard. You look like a bloody hippy. Don't you have any code to follow at your company? Me: Chillax. I'll go rinse myself. Get me something to eat. I am starving. Grandma: Did you eat anything from morning? Me: Yeah. 1 tea and 2 buns. Grandma: Kya hoga iss ladke ka (Oh god! this generation kids)?  Me: Wokkay! Your generation ...

Conversation with a stranger Place: Chikkaballapur-Tumkur border Time: 12:50PM Me: Stop clicking my pics. I don't like when people do it. Stranger: I just want you to show that how do you look while clicking pics. Me: Very funny. Ha ha. Stranger: By the way what are you trying to capture? Me: I am trying to capture negativity and positivity. Stranger: Why do you think it's important? Me: Ups and downs are the integral part of life. Like Jee(Grand father) used to say "Achche waqt mein ghamand na karna aur bure waqt mein hatash na hona" (Do not boast at a good time and do not get frustrated at the worst time). Stranger: How is it helpful? Me: Do you remember we were having rolls and I had asked you to get the sauce. You were too scared to ask it from the shop owner? But now he  is the same guy who broke into an operation theater when his father got a stroke. How did it all happen?  Stranger: Life will teach you everything you need when i...